Time Warp

Ever had Lasik eye surgery? I had my eyes "done" in 1997 and I'm ready for an update. I am really walking around in a big haze. Last night we went out for a community night-on-the-town. A local dance company pulled me out of the crowd to do the "Time Warp", in a skirt, no less. I did my best to go "in-sa-a-a-ane", got some applause, but didn't win the "Warp-off". It was easy because I couldn't actually "see" the crowd, they were just a big blur. Can you even get a re-do in the Lasik arena? I'll find out if I can read the yellow page ads.