Your Mom is on America's Most Wanted

Okay folks, Saturday, November 11 is the big debut of my Mom's AMW episode! It's a big deal because it is their oldest case to ever be solved. My Mom is the little old lady they interview about the whole story. She's cute, but tough. She used to be a deputy sheriff which was fascinating when I was in high school. Once in awhile she would warn me which keggers were going to be "busted" and sometimes not. One time her co-workers found me hiding in a rolled-up carpet at a high school party. When they unrolled and recognized me they said, "Oh s***! It's Corky's daughter!" They decided taking me straight to her was worse punishment than taking me to jail; they were right. If I hadn't become an adult and gone away to college, I would still be grounded.