Brit's Bits

Tell me this trend of flashing your hoo-ha will pass quickly. That is so gross, I can hardly stand it. Britney, I don't know you well enough to see your c-section scar, let alone your bits and pieces. We know you're not a girl, not yet a woman, but would you hurry up and figure it out? For god's sake, how much time do you need? Obviously, you're a woman, you have those two kids, remember? Obviously, you're a big, tough woman with a high threshhold for pain, judging by the bald eagle you're sporting. (Sorry to offend, my delicate friends, but COME ON!) Oh yeah, and about that upcoming, nasty custody battle? At least K-Fed isn't out there with his business on display. He keeps it on the down low like the high class fella he is. And, note to Paris: get your car detailed, pronto.